I've figured out a FANTASTIC way to keep the criminals out of your RV...
Buy yourself one of those eight hour "Sex Sounds" DVDs...
(No video: just the sounds.)
When you leave: pop it into the DVD player, and set the volume so that it can just be heard by anyone in your campsite...
(No need to excite the neighbors!)
When you return to your rig: you might find that someone has smoked a pack of cigarettes, and left you a congratulatory note, with a five-dollar bill wrapped around it!
But NOBODY will be brave enough to open the door!
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