Light Bulb

[Trophy1200]

Q: How many RV forum members does it take to change a light bulb ?


1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.
Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jerks.
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.
49 to post memes and gifs (several are of Michael Jackson eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”)
19 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb group.
11 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.
24 to discuss the merits of LED/swirly fluorescent light bulbs
44 to claim LED and fluorescent bulbs will kill you.
12 to post F or .
8 to ask what F or . means.
7 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to.
3 to say "can't share"
2 to reply "can't share from a closed group"
36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.
15 People to post "I can't see in the dark!" and change their own light bulbs too.
6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$"
4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn't the brightest bulb. This usually takes place within the first three comments.
50 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.
5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.
1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.


Not mine, stolen from elsewhere but seems very apt.

[ducksface]

You forgot
1 wire-pullers who say they are engineers.
2 people who's signature is their occupation so they can be exhaulted or self-exhaulted.
3 there is no three
4 attempted humor that is not
5 attempted insight that is not.
6 repetitiveness
7 repetitiveness
8 misreading the audience
9 accusatory of the wrong forum
10 self-accusatory by way of the nature of the post.

P.S. this list was not appropriated. It's an original thought compiled as fast as I could type.

Other than those, you'll fit in fine here.

[Trophy1200]

"P.S. this was not appropriated. Original thought compiled as fast as I could type."

Damn I wish I could type that fast.

[ducksface]

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Originally Posted by Trophy1200

"P.S. this was not appropriated. Original thought compiled as fast as I could type."

Damn I wish I could type that fast.

It's a curse.
And you know of course I'm just jacking with you.
I've seen your posts, you'll be family soon whether you want to be or not.

I just couldn't pass up an opportunity to be a weenie(and hit that nerve on the
'Ommm!!! I'm telling a moderator!!!' gang.)

[Trophy1200]

Originally Posted by ducksface

You forgot
1 wire-pullers who say they are engineers.
2 people who's signature is their occupation so they can be exhaulted or self-exhaulted.
3 there is no three
4 attempted humor that is not
5 attempted insight that is not.
6 repetitiveness
7 repetitiveness
8 misreading the audience
9 accusatory of the wrong forum
10 self-accusatory by way of the nature of the post.

P.S. this list was not appropriated. It's an original thought compiled as fast as I could type.

Other than those, you'll fit in fine here.

[Pete'sMH]

And 113 who complain that Thor uses inferior light bulbs and wires them incorrectly….

[bry899]

Originally Posted by ducksface

You forgot
1 wire-pullers who say they are engineers.
2 people who's signature is their occupation so they can be exhaulted or self-exhaulted.
3 there is no three
4 attempted humor that is not
5 attempted insight that is not.
6 repetitiveness
7 repetitiveness
8 misreading the audience
9 accusatory of the wrong forum
10 self-accusatory by way of the nature of the post.

P.S. this list was not appropriated. It's an original thought compiled as fast as I could type.

Other than those, you'll fit in fine here.

And you forgot:
1 Forum member that gets annoyed at other members and blocks them.

Its OK for me to write this he won't see this post

[Pillbox]

Many newbies wondering “ which light bulb?”
We can’t count so I have no idea what the number would be….5XY(1+2)=?
Terry

[Daver935]

You forgot to mention,
If a tree falls in the forest, does it make it a sound?
It's completely irrelevant, but I thought I'd toss the sand in the gearbox anyway.
Great post enjoyed reading it.
I haven't posted anything in quite a while, just getting back in the game.

[bevedfelker]

You can't change any light bulbs unless you can explain in 25 words or less what the USE/STORE switch does. (And extra points if you can explain how it does it)

[abjbrtd]

Originally Posted by bry899

And you forgot:
1 Forum member that gets annoyed at other members and blocks them.

Its OK for me to write this he won't see this post

That would be me, I call it my list