Covid-19 cartoons

[Bob Denman]

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[Bob Denman]

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[GTM41261]

Here's one

[GTM41261]

A couple more

[Popfla]

Snow White getting a little testy...

[GTM41261]

Ok one more

[Bob Denman]

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[Popfla]

Confused canines.

[JimOIB]

Here are a few more

[JimOIB]

not a cartoon but funny....

Q: What is an Economic Stimulus payment?

A: It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q: Where will the government get this money?

A: From taxpayers.

Q: So the government is giving me back my own money?

A: Only a smidgen of it.

Q: What is the purpose of this payment?

A: The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high definition television set, a new iPad, or a new SUV, thus stimulating the economy.

Q: Isn’t that stimulating the economy of China?

A: Shut up.


Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U. S. Economy with and your stimulus check wisely:

* If you spend the stimulus money at Walmart the money will go to China or Sri Lanka.

* if you spend it on gasoline, your money goes to the Arabs.

* if you purchase a computer, it goes to India,Taiwan or China.

* if you purchase fruits and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.

* if you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea.

* if you purchase useless stuff, it goes to Taiwan.

* if you pay your credit card off, or buy stock, it will go to the management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.



Instead keep the money in America by:

(1) Spending it at a yard sale, or

(2) Go to a ballgame, or

(3) Spend it on prostitutes, or

(4) Beer, or

(5) Tattoos

(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S.)



CONCLUSION: Go to a ballgame with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day. No need to thank me, I’m just glad I could be of help.



Your friendly tax accountant

[powerboatr]

Originally Posted by GTM41261

Here's one

and duct tape and LARGE garbage bags


and the US is the #1 producer of refined petroleum products and we have no been using imported oil to make our own fuel.
DOE.GOV


we are also the #1 EXPORTER of refined petroleum products





i like the hooker and garage sale purchases

[JimOIB]

[16ACE27]

Originally Posted by jimbo12

Attachment 23162

GOOD ONE!

[GTM41261]

[The_Breeze]

The timing is dead on. Priceless.

[16ACE27]

Originally Posted by The_Breeze

The timing is dead on. Priceless.

Not funny.

[JimOIB]

how true this is...

[MRichaud]

Not a cartoon, but...


Day 12...

...of quarantine.

Wife: "Do you want something to eat?"

Husband: "What are my choices?"

Wife: "YES or BLOODY NO!"

[Mag]

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[JimOIB]

How true...