Favorite wax for your rig?

[Bob Denman]

Originally Posted by Long & Winding road

Well right now their is NOT any regulations on using alien brains for home use but now that my secret is out they will end ban the use of Green aliens first then it will span to purple, grey, blue etc. LOL.

Darn it.

I'm surprised that there aren't existing regulations that concern the method of harvesting them?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEUOo0t_RHQ

[DogLovers]

I use "Secret Wax". It's a blend of Conservative morals and Humor, Patriotism and Liberal Logic. It's important to get the blend just right and has taken me many years to master. But man-o-man once you get it right there is nothing that sticks to your RV and it shines like the sun. Here let me share my secret formula with you so you don't have to spend all your summers trying to figure it out.

It has 3 parts. First and most important you need 49.4% Conservative moral and humor content. Then add 49.4% Patriotism. To this you must add .2% Liberal Logic. This is absolutely the hardest ingredient to acquire. I have literally slapped and choked my way through entire rooms full of liberals only to walk away with no logic at all. I tried beating it out of them to no avail. I finally discovered gathering Liberal Logic was much like trying to win at craps in Vegas. You roll the dice and most of the time you lose but occasionally there is a small payout. There was a steady supply of tainted logic for around 8 years but that's all dried up now and even then it wasn't very good and required way too much refining to get to the pure state. You have to have the full .2% because that is the critical ingredient that makes the wax impenetrable. Nothing gets in and only drivel comes out. Anyway, good luck finding that last ingredient.

[Bob Denman]

Uh-oh...

[classichammond]

Mguiars liquid and an orbital buffer.........I get a lot of compliments. (DRV full body paint) Takes a few days......but I'm retired.

[Bob Denman]

My new rig is a full-on paint job as well: your info is timely, and appreciated.
Now I just need to talk the Missus into an orbital buffer...

[halfprice]

Originally Posted by Chuck and Mary Ann

Of those using the waterless wash and wax, have you had any issues with grit getting caught in the wash and dry head and scratch the paint?

I use wash wax all. I alway wash the motorhome first, do a quick dry, then use the wash wax all

Takes about 1-1/2 to 2 hours with some breaks

Jerry

[rmblaster]

Originally Posted by halfprice

I use wash wax all. I alway wash the motorhome first, do a quick dry, then use the wash wax all

Takes about 1-1/2 to 2 hours with some breaks

Jerry

Jerry is it a wash and wax or just a wax

Richard

[wrapped]

I've used wash wax all on last 3 motorhomes always worked great, older fiberglass, vinyl wrapped,and now full body paint. About an hour including the roof. Also use it for toad. The pole with applicator is what makes it so fast and easy.

[rvman]

I use it both after washing or when lightly dirty. works excellent and I find the mop is awesome to reach everything.

https://m.aircraftspruce.com/catalog...CABEgKrHfD_BwE

[halfprice]

Originally Posted by rmblaster

Jerry is it a wash and wax or just a wax

Richard

Its a waterless wash and wax in one. I use it as a wax. It cleans and waxes at the same time. But like I said I wash first to get the majority of dirt off. I bought the kit and very happy with it. THe pole is great. I screw on a car wash brush and use Maguires car wash Then use the washwaxall It goes on easy


Heres a boring video with more infor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY3mv4U0Nt8

Jerry

[Lt Keefer]

I use Blue Coral Wash n Wax. Wash the coach before and after most every trip, been using this product forever.

[rmblaster]

Originally Posted by halfprice

Its a waterless wash and wax in one. I use it as a wax. It cleans and waxes at the same time. But like I said I wash first to get the majority of dirt off. I bought the kit and very happy with it. THe pole is great. I screw on a car wash brush and use Maguires car wash Then use the washwaxall It goes on easy


Heres a boring video with more infor

Jerry

jerry your rite boring video

Richard

[Bob Denman]

Just about like watching paint dry...

[rmblaster]

Originally Posted by Bob Denman

Just about like watching paint dry...

or grass grow

[The Gritz Carlton]

Originally Posted by DogLovers

I use "Secret Wax". It's a blend of Conservative morals and Humor, Patriotism and Liberal Logic. It's important to get the blend just right and has taken me many years to master. But man-o-man once you get it right there is nothing that sticks to your RV and it shines like the sun. Here let me share my secret formula with you so you don't have to spend all your summers trying to figure it out.

It has 3 parts. First and most important you need 49.4% Conservative moral and humor content. Then add 49.4% Patriotism. To this you must add .2% Liberal Logic. This is absolutely the hardest ingredient to acquire. I have literally slapped and choked my way through entire rooms full of liberals only to walk away with no logic at all. I tried beating it out of them to no avail. I finally discovered gathering Liberal Logic was much like trying to win at craps in Vegas. You roll the dice and most of the time you lose but occasionally there is a small payout. There was a steady supply of tainted logic for around 8 years but that's all dried up now and even then it wasn't very good and required way too much refining to get to the pure state. You have to have the full .2% because that is the critical ingredient that makes the wax impenetrable. Nothing gets in and only drivel comes out. Anyway, good luck finding that last ingredient.

Fact is, the last .2% has finally dried up from sitting on the shelf doing nothing for too long...not a bad thing!!!

[Keith-noelle]

I have been using this and it works great and easy to apply.

[Bob Denman]

Originally Posted by The Gritz Carlton

Fact is, the last .2% has finally dried up from sitting on the shelf doing nothing for too long...not a bad thing!!!

I sense a call from the Bosses coming...

[classichammond]

Originally Posted by The Gritz Carlton

Fact is, the last .2% has finally dried up from sitting on the shelf doing nothing for too long...not a bad thing!!!

And 2019 will begin the ending to excessive pollution.

[Chuck and Mary Ann]

Just be careful with the buffer you cab "burn' the wax into the paint if you put too much pressure on the buffer.

[Bob Denman]

I hadn't thought of that...
Thanks for the caveat!