Originally Posted by Tearstone
Sometimes I fantasize about being hired by Thor Motorcoach to lead a Lean Six Sigma program initiative.
I will find water on the floor to leave and go back to my office to create a flowchart starting with is substance wet
where is substance
is it hazardous
followed by the second chart containing all the hierarchy
after day 3 I will send the memo and it leads to calling janitorial services who run the second flow sheet finding that, after testing, it is hazardous. Then it will be calling the HAZmat team.
Meanwhile, 5 people have slipped on it.
After day 7, it has evaporated, and they find after testing again on the concrete, it was indeed water.
I grew up with a mercury thermometer and I'm still here (although not thinking clearly)
6 sigma (I can cut corners without being punished, Geo Carlin where are you?)