Retiree Mental Fitness Evaluation

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This test is to ascertain your mental state. If you get one correct you are doing OK, if you get none right you are in trouble! There are 4 test questions. Don't miss one.

Giraffe Test
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.







The correct answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.


Elephant Test
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?





Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.


Lion King Test
3. The Lion King is hosting an Animal Conference. All the animals attend… except one. Which animal does not attend?






Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.
Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true
abilities…


Crocodile Test
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?





Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Haven't you been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

[Bob Denman]

I'm in real trouble...
"Mental fitness": I think I qualified for mental fatness!

[Travelin' Texans]

So the elephant missed the meeting, no one let him out of the fridge?

[Bob Denman]

Yes; but he got all of the strawberries that were in the fridge.,,

[Wendell]

I'm still trying to get the Giraffe in the refrigerator.

Wendell
Evans, Ga.

[Bob Denman]

Put him through a meat grinder: it's easier to make him fit...