Stole our uh waste

Kbs · 10-23-2018, 04:35 PM

Hi
First trip in pd31, stopped for night at Walmart in ky. There were 6 other rvs parked in a line. 3 am I am awakened by noise opened the door and a pickup was tearing away. Did a walk around and found the guy had stolen our sewer hose from the bumper !! It sucks but hey used it previous night and didn’t get to rinse it so.... that sry ahole got a nice mess in his truck!!! Does anyone have a suggestion for a replacement hose that will store in the bumper??

Diemaster · 10-23-2018, 05:08 PM

any "standard" sewer hose will fit if it's the standard 4 inch square bumper.

this is the kit i have with a extra 10' extension hose (30ft total)

https://www.amazon.com/Camco-39658-F...=rv+swere+hose

i also got these:
https://www.amazon.com/Camco-40310-M...+hose+end+caps

i put a bolt close to the side of both ends with a small luggage padlock on the end to prevent theft.

Bob Denman · 10-23-2018, 05:11 PM

He stole the "Slinky"????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH8K0bPc-BE

I wonder what the Street Value of that is??

Seriously: I'm glad to hear that he left your "Family Jewels" safely in place...

Diemaster · 10-23-2018, 05:16 PM

@bob mabye the guy wanted the stinky slinky because he had a crap fetish. (did you star in that video?)

sad not even a sewer hose is safe form theft.

Bob Denman · 10-23-2018, 05:26 PM

I suppose that it would be pretty easy to weld something Lockable to the bumper; in order to keep it more secure.

But why on earth should you have to???

The Gritz Carlton · 10-23-2018, 05:33 PM

They were looking for something...anything to steal..it's what POS's do. The good side of the story is you must have had your rig pretty secure if all they could get was a 20' long sleeve of your poop!! Maybe they will think its a dryer hose and hook it up in their trailer park.

Diemaster · 10-23-2018, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob Denman

I suppose that it would be pretty easy to weld something Lockable to the bumper; in order to keep it more secure.

But why on earth should you have to???

to prevent TOSS. (Theft Of Stinky Slinky.

)

but yea i agree with Gritz. they were looking for anything to steal.

Bob Denman · 10-23-2018, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by The Gritz Carlton

Maybe they will think its a dryer hose and hook it up in their trailer park.

That would be priceless!

You put some heat through that thing: imagine how bad it'll smell!!

JamieGeek · 10-23-2018, 06:40 PM

I still can't wrap my head around this LOL. They had to have been inebriated or something. Even on a lark why ?

Perhaps they needed a poop hose as part of an even larger elaborate prank and you were just a piece of a very stinky puzzle...? Of course this would require thought which I'm sure they did not do...

ok that is all I got?? LOL

Bob Denman · 10-23-2018, 06:48 PM

They stole a hose full of poop: this kind of points out the fact that they're not really capable of any coherent thought...

Assuming that it's getting used as a dryer hose in the trailer park...

When his pregnant wife/girlfriend/sister/cousin/aunt/mom asks what the horrible smell is, and where he got the new dryer hose from: He'll be able to look her in the eyes, and say:

"Honey: I got it at Walmart!"

The Gritz Carlton · 10-23-2018, 07:58 PM

The big question...which one of those pregnant wife/girlfriend/sister/cousin/aunt/mom...is he married to??

Cason61 · 10-23-2018, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Gritz Carlton

They were looking for something...anything to steal..it's what POS's do. The good side of the story is you must have had your rig pretty secure if all they could get was a 20' long sleeve of your poop!! Maybe they will think its a dryer hose and hook it up in their trailer park.

Better wash that hose out before they hook it up to the dryer. The heat goes down and warms up anything there. Whoa!

TyCreek · 10-23-2018, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Kbs

Hi
First trip in pd31, stopped for night at Walmart in ky. There were 6 other rvs parked in a line. 3 am I am awakened by noise opened the door and a pickup was tearing away. Did a walk around and found the guy had stolen our sewer hose from the bumper !! It sucks but hey used it previous night and didn’t get to rinse it so.... that sry ahole got a nice mess in his truck!!! Does anyone have a suggestion for a replacement hose that will store in the bumper??

Hum...
Is there ANY chance the stinky slinky was lost on the road?

Bob Denman · 10-23-2018, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by The Gritz Carlton

The big question...which one of those pregnant wife/girlfriend/sister/cousin/aunt/mom...is he married to??

His Wife lives in the "Big City": just 'round the bend in the river!!

Kbs · 10-23-2018, 11:06 PM

To the question of whether the hose was lost on the road. Not likely. The cap was lying on the pavement under it

The responses on this thread have been hilarious 😂. I do hope he is using it as a dryer vent. That would be justice lol

TyCreek · 10-24-2018, 12:51 AM

Totally bizarre ... cap on the ground ... wow, other than some sort of weird dare, I can't imagine what sort of thoughts could make somebody steal a stinky slinky!!!

FWIW... I've carried a Rhino hose in the last 2 square bumpers I've had and prefer using that style of hose over others I've had.

The Gritz Carlton · 10-24-2018, 01:13 AM

Rhino here also...nothing better. I like how you cap both ends when done.

Bob Denman · 10-24-2018, 11:04 AM

I agree: Rhinos move our poop better than prune juice!

Cason61 · 10-24-2018, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by TyCreek

Hum...
Is there ANY chance the stinky slinky was lost on the road?

Well, 'hope' they threw the slinky in the cab of the truck when they left. Then the punishment fit the crime. "Ralph! Roll down the windows for God's sake!"

Mustang46555 · 10-24-2018, 02:32 PM

Hey Bob! You have the clip from Kelly's Heros where Don Rickles gets blown into the outhouse? I can't find mine copy, seems kind of appropriate.

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