Yeah go see a play at the
Purple Rose Theater.
If you really want to go nuts: Put a Raspberry Pi in the coach on its own WiFi network. You can use one of the TVs as a monitor and have the Pi serve up a webpage with all of the RV's stats. Then you could just check it with your phone as long as you're within WiFi distance of the coach (and the Pi is so small it could be hidden anywhere--perhaps behind the TV).
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